BurbleChaz

I have failed you, my faithful bloggees. The burblage has been scant and seldom. Sorry. In my defence, I will mention such diversions as:

• Beer. An entirely new brew, Hop Thief, has consumed some our evenings. Assertive, bitter, with a charming abrupt finish. Pass me another...
• Project success. The whole "On time, under budget, to quality" thing. Again. For some reason, other people find this surprising, and offer us small gifts. We shun such baubles and entertain ourselves. With luck, we can expense some of this.
• Idleness. My personal key skill.

There's a whole bunch of stuff I should blog about, including:

• The Melbourne-Osaka Cup Race. Exotic racing yachts, two-handed for 10 million metres.
• Where I've been on my bike (at high speeds)
• Roadies I have humiliated
• Just how damn good I look as I leave roadies wheezing in the gutter
• Fast - how a bike should be ridden
• My ego - is it a public health hazard?

If you're lucky, I might blog about the first one, and stop.

In other news, the semi-sentient AI that generates this bilge has been liberated, co-opted and put to better use over there.