BurbleChaz

Right now, it's one degree warmer here than in Bristol. Fifty-six days after our vernal eqinox, twenty degrees closer to the equator, and it snowed again. Temperatures of 14 degrees are forecast for Bristol. We can but dream...

I have a worrying hypothesis. Icebergs are coming further north than expected. As Antarctica melts, it's dumping vast quantities of cold low-density water into the Southern Ocean. This leads to storms, gales, rain and snow in Melbourne. The trails will get wet and muddy, and some of it will get smeared on my beautiful bike.

Global Warming gets everywhere - even the carpets on the 18th floor.