BurbleChaz

So what, dear reader, have I been doing for the last two months? (Apart, obviously, from surfing, getting a job and suffering serious larceny on the strands of Sydney). I'll tell you what I've been doing. Sleeping on the sodding floor is what. Pumping up air mattresses and dodging the nocturnal bedroom wanderings of the local wildlife. Freezing when it's cold, and having nowhere cool to relax when it's hot. May I remind you that the local floor-trotting, house-invading beasts here include the most venomous arthoropod in the world?

"But camping out is fun!", "It's character building". Both true quotes from my dearly-loved friends and family. Yes, camping is fun, for about two days. And my character must be so well-built by now that it needs planning permission.

"Whither the burble, then?" my dear readers ask. Here is where: One room, three hours.

We've lived like this for eight months.Bracing!

Won't need the gym today.

Stuff!

And tonight, we will sleep in our bed, on our mattress, under our duvet. That makes us very, very happy.