{"id":1095,"date":"2013-12-14T19:08:05","date_gmt":"2013-12-14T09:08:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/burblechaz.com\/blog\/?p=1095"},"modified":"2013-12-14T19:08:05","modified_gmt":"2013-12-14T09:08:05","slug":"doomed","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/burblechaz.com\/blog\/2013\/12\/doomed\/","title":{"rendered":"Doomed."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>We&#8217;re looking straight down the barrel of two vicious storms.<\/p>\n<div id=\"attachment_1096\" style=\"width: 2698px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"http:\/\/burblechaz.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/storm_clouds_dusk.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-1096\" src=\"http:\/\/burblechaz.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/storm_clouds_dusk.jpg\" alt=\"Well, that&#039;s us utterly fucked, then.\" width=\"2688\" height=\"1520\" class=\"size-full wp-image-1096\" srcset=\"http:\/\/burblechaz.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/storm_clouds_dusk.jpg 2688w, http:\/\/burblechaz.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/storm_clouds_dusk-300x169.jpg 300w, http:\/\/burblechaz.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/storm_clouds_dusk-1024x579.jpg 1024w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 2688px) 100vw, 2688px\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-1096\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Well, that&#8217;s us utterly fucked, then.<\/p><\/div>\n<p>Rainfall radar:<br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/burblechaz.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/bom_radar_14122103.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/burblechaz.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/bom_radar_14122103.png\" alt=\"bom_radar_14122103\" width=\"510\" height=\"534\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-1094\" srcset=\"http:\/\/burblechaz.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/bom_radar_14122103.png 510w, http:\/\/burblechaz.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/bom_radar_14122103-286x300.png 286w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 510px) 100vw, 510px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Since there&#8217;s no hope, we&#8217;d better drink the cold beer before the power goes out.<\/p>\n<p>Cheers!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>We&#8217;re looking straight down the barrel of two vicious storms. Rainfall radar: Since there&#8217;s no hope, we&#8217;d better drink the cold beer before the power goes out. Cheers!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1095","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-pictures"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/burblechaz.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1095","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/burblechaz.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/burblechaz.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/burblechaz.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/burblechaz.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1095"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/burblechaz.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1095\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/burblechaz.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1095"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/burblechaz.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1095"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/burblechaz.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1095"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}