{"id":535,"date":"2013-01-27T11:45:18","date_gmt":"2013-01-27T01:45:18","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/burblechaz.com\/blog\/?p=535"},"modified":"2013-01-27T11:46:42","modified_gmt":"2013-01-27T01:46:42","slug":"cyclone-oswald","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/burblechaz.com\/blog\/2013\/01\/cyclone-oswald\/","title":{"rendered":"Cyclone Oswald"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/burblechaz.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/01\/wpid-2013-01-27-11.25.551.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" title=\"\" class=\"alignnone size-full\" alt=\"image\" src=\"http:\/\/burblechaz.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/01\/wpid-2013-01-27-11.25.55.jpg\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p> The remnants of Cyclone Oswald are bringing us 40 knot winds, torrential rain and a tornado warning. <\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m not really sure how one is supposed to prepare for a tornado. We don&#8217;t have a cellar, and the house is constructed from light timber, corrugated metal and glass. <\/p>\n<p>In the face of an incoming tornado, the only thing I can think of its to place your head between your legs and kiss your arse goodbye. <\/p>\n<p>Here&#8217;s a moist noisy miner. <\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/burblechaz.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/01\/wpid-2013-01-27-11.26.151.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" title=\"2013-01-27 11.26.15.jpg\" class=\"alignnone size-full\" alt=\"image\" src=\"http:\/\/burblechaz.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/01\/wpid-2013-01-27-11.26.15.jpg\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The remnants of Cyclone Oswald are bringing us 40 knot winds, torrential rain and a tornado warning. I&#8217;m not really sure how one is supposed to prepare for a tornado. We don&#8217;t have a cellar, and the house is constructed &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/burblechaz.com\/blog\/2013\/01\/cyclone-oswald\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-535","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-pictures"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/burblechaz.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/535","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/burblechaz.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/burblechaz.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/burblechaz.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/burblechaz.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=535"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/burblechaz.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/535\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/burblechaz.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=535"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/burblechaz.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=535"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/burblechaz.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=535"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}