BurbleChaz

We hate mosquitos. She finds them tasty.

Just add flame. And buns. Flame, buns, mushrooms and onions. Amongst our weapons are flame, buns, mushrooms and a fanatical devotion to cholesterol…

These had been carefully constructed on our curtains. They are made of mud. I suspect wasps.

Our tiny little creek has turned into a raging torrent. It’s up over a meter.

The rain is still falling in sheets. We’ve had around 200mm in the last 24 hours. Some places have had almost 500mm. That’s half a meter of water.

The remnants of Cyclone Oswald are bringing us 40 knot winds, torrential rain and a tornado warning.

I’m not really sure how one is supposed to prepare for a tornado. We don’t have a cellar, and the house is constructed from light timber, corrugated metal and glass.

In the face of an incoming tornado, the only thing I can think of its to place your head between your legs and kiss your arse goodbye.

Here’s a moist noisy miner.